i’m gonna start a restaurant called “trust me” and the menu will be things that sound questionable but taste great
[bursts through your window at 3am wearing a starfleet uniform] so i heard you like star trek
[throws the covers off of my body, fully awake, to reveal my own starfleet uniform, which i am wearing] lets boldly go u nerd
i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic.
this should have more notes
Lots more notes
"That’s my secret.
I’m always angry.”
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr